SKINNY DIPPING, Anyone? SAVOUR the BREEZE, FEEL the SPRAYS. It CAN be the ETERNAL SUNSHINE of Your SPOTLESS MIND.

So you are really stressed from your daily grind?

You feel like bursting out loud?

Hold it, man,

there may be a recovery phrase here …..

ONCE in a while, think of something naughty that you wanna do.

And why not?

It’s one cool therapy.

It’s like the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.

But is your mind spotless?

Mine ain’t for sure.

Life’s short …..

so go get your blast before your light “dims” out.

Everyone, I am sure would have some claim to life’s fantasies.

You don’t?

Oh come on.

How about romping free and easy, such as a careless day at the beach or go SKINNY DIPPING?

Great idea, sure – it is letting yourself go, an ethereal dream come true, swimming naked

and let the waves and sprays tingle your spine and chill the “in-between” of your crotch area.

It’s better than self-gratification, believe me.

Just ensure that some unwarranted for tiny sea eels don’t get to kiss your genitalia or raw butt,

then you’ll be safe, hah.

Check this one out, man.

It’s absolutely dreamy, yum.

First, embark on the journey with your soulmate.

WHERE?

Ah, the New Zealand lagoons?

Phi Phi Islands?

Or Montana where the BROKEBACK MOUNTAINS are ….(the scenic lagoon that inspired JAKE GYLLENHAAL and HEATH LEDGER to go skinny dipping).

Actually I had been wondering what the heroes broke in the movie BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN ..

The law of skinny dipping?

Or their act of butt-cracking?

You go ask your local Travel Agent for an entire list of HOT SPOTS for SKINNY DIPPING.

There is an ADAM and EVE quality about nude swimming.

Inhibitions fall away as fast as the wind flapping away your towels.

PRIVACY?

Take a quick look around

and if you are not offending anyone – then strip off and jump in!

But wait ….. wait ….

My head is reeling and I am rising from this deep slumber.

So I was asleep ….

Let me pinch myself.

OUCHH …..

Oh man, I was just dreaming…

For a while, I thought the whole BLAST was real.

Such a pity.

Isn’t it?